I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind

strrfuckrr:

our generation really has nothing to contribute culturally so we just borrow from the ones before us

i-will-die-laughing:

why is santa always happy?

because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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  • guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
  • guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag